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Podcast 113: Better Than Ezri

Home stretch! Here comes season 7 and here comes Ezri Dax. It's a big enough deal that this podcast somehow went longer than the last one which was the season wrap-up. Also, Skype is a funny thing. Sometimes we don't hear each other.

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH
2:08 -- 26 seconds
4:56 -- Top Christmas treats
13:12 -- Hobbit, Trek trailer, etc.
30:30 -- "Image in the Sand"
52:37: -- "Shadows and Symbols"
1.14:31 -- "Afterimage"
1.39:32 -- "Take Me Out to the Holosuite"
2.08:07 -- Awards and rankings
2.18:13 -- Upcoming episodes
2.31:46 -- Qapla' and outtakes

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Charlotte Bacon (2006-2012), Daniel Barden (2005-2012), Rachel Davino (1983-2012), Olivia Engel (2006-2012), Josephine Gay (2005-2012), Ana Marquez-Greene (2006-2012), Dylan Hockley 2006-2012), Dawn Hocksprung 1965-2012), Madeleine Hsu (2006-2012), Catherine Hubbard (2006-2012), Chase Kowalski (2005-2012), Jesse Lewis (2006-2012), James Mattioli 2006-2012), Grace McDonnell (2005-2012), Anne Marie Murphy (1960-2012), Emilie Parker (2006-2012), Jack Pinto (2006-2012), Noah Pozner (2006-2012), Caroline Previdi (2006-2012), Jessica Rekos (2006-2012), Avielle Richman (2006-2012), Lauen Rousseau (1982-2012), Mary Sherlach (1956-2012), Victoria Soto (1985-2012), Benjamin Wheeler (2006-2012) and Allison Wyatt (2006-2012).

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Podcast 112: Jadzia Later Alligator

It's the DS9 season 6 wrap-up! This one's jam-packed too. Usually we only cover two episodes on the season wrap ups, but FOUR are covered here totally for free! These aren't any normal DS9 episodes. Every single one of these four episodes made either a best of or a worst of list for the season. Well, obviously "Profit and Lace" did. That's worth a whole podcast in itself. A whole different podcast anyway. Preferably one without the hosts of JRWSTFTFT.

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH, Shatner, Thanksgiving, Lincoln, Les Mis
11:53 -- Christmas season beverages
26:42 -- Viewer mail, Star Trek Fathom Event
23:57 -- "Profit and Lace"
42:43: -- "Time's Orphan"
57:16 -- "The Sound of her Voice"
1.10:53 -- "Tears of the Prophets"
1.37:22 -- Podcast awards and rankings
1.44:34 -- Season awards and rankings
2.05:16 -- Upcoming episodes
2.16:47 -- Qapla' and outtakes

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Jadzia Dax (2341-2374).

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"Profit and Lace" Live Twitter Feed Results

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
15 minutes to "Profit and Lace." #profitandlace #ds9

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Alright! Starting DS9 episode "Profit and Lace" now! @RoyFillmore#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Okay. Synch issues. Starting now! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Hot chick alert! Glittery Belle from Space Beauty and the Beast!#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
I ahte you netflix! OKstarting again. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Quark's sexual harassment file is growing! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
This is a really good start #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Moogie alert! Always a good sign. Except the opposite of what I said.#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
1 minute in and one of the awards for the next podcast is already done #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
@RoyFillmore Pausing for a minute.

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Sweet sweet quidproquo! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Sorry @rexbasior doing my best

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Man if Nogg had walked in on me and Laura... #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Oh, and btw, non-dorks will be getting their stream filled in the next 45 minutes. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Worf is awesome. No negative reprecussions of a dominion invasion of ferenginar according to Worf #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Was married Nog flirting with Laura? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
I hate Zek more and more every single episode. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Thank heaven's Moogie is wearing clothes! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Does Quark really believe that a naked woman has no means of profit? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
And here it comes. Civil liberties for Ferengi Females. Let the hilarity commence! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
So the excuse is it makes economic sense? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Get those deadbeat ferengi women working! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Oh please be Brunt! Yes! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Conversely I like Zek's assistant more and more each episode#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
I'm guessing that right after Zek retakes Ferenginar, Riker will literally come in the shot with a trombone and go "whuh wha."

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Opening Credits. This will be the first time I've watched them for a long time...#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
@rexbasior are you tweeting via computer or phone?

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Whoops. #profitandlace that last one.

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Hey what was that blue flashy thingy? Oh yeah. The wormhole.#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
@RoyFillmore Phone. I should really switch over.

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
"Lobekins?" #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Whoa! A female Grand Nagus? Never gonna happen! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Someone please kill Zek before he has another giggle fit! Brunt, please do it! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Why were Quark, Rom and Nog speaking into 50s-style washing machines? I turned my back for a minute. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Sluggo Cola! It's highly addictive! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Sluggo Cola!?! I want stock in that! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Brunt Kill Zek now! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Moogie, Brunt and Zek are all in the same room! Worf, quick! Run in and go Sir Lancelot all over the room! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Do it! DO IT! PIG! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
If Moogie disrobes I'm turning this off. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Limp lobes. Awesome. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
"This Acting Grand Nagus is an entirely different story altogether." Everyone: "THIS ACTING GRAND NAGUS IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STORY."

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Lobeling? So much new ferengi vocab! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
I guess Ferengi literally grow from ears. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Moogie's just about to slap Quark, but he's gonna catch her wrist and they'll make out. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
The ferengi lobes makes a lot of sense since their heads look like a big butt #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
@rexbasior That was awesome!

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Here comes another lobe related word... #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Oh wait, nevermind. She just fell over dead. #profitandlace Oh wait, she's just got food poisoning. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Um, is Moogie dead? #profitandlace Here's to hoping...

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
A new heart because she ate bad tube grubbs? #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
When the two giant servants fight, I sure hope they play the "Amok Time" music. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
One of the giants is going to launch his fist at the audience...#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Hey, @RoyFillmore, why do they need to be on DS9 to do all this again? #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
What could be better than a hologram? What about a hologram of Laura? Where's she been? Did Quark's words mean nothing?#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Roboferengi chick? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Oh my goodness...This just got really really bad. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Aaaaaaggghhh! I've reached the moment! Aaaaagghhh! Femi-Quark! Can't un-see! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Poor armin Shimmerman! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Auggghhhh! and the pattern he's wearing! It's terrible! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Where is a shark that Quark could jump over? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Oh gadget! He/She is flirting with the Nagus! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
@RoyFillmore Actually this is where the show jumped the Quark.#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Nog is girl walking! He's giving Miss Congeniality lessons to Quark!#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
OMG! Quark is being sexually harrassed by Zek! Please STOP NOW!#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
OMG! I just said OMG! #profitandlace you made me do this! I HATE YOU!

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Milva? Isn't that the name of Jerry's girlfriend he forgot the name of in Seinfeld? #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
I think we need to count our blessings that Quark isn't a nude Ferengi female. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Why is Quark the Dolly Parton Ferengi? #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
The product placement for this episode is just embarrassing.#profitandlace #sluggocola

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
When Milva liquidates someone, he does it at the Sluggo Cola plant. Soylent Sluggo. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
I'm not sure if this trickle-down theory of pockets is economically sound. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Suddenly I realize that this episode, while not good, is the inspiration for Mad Men, which is sometimes pretty good. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Sluggo Cola getting flat? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
I wish Quarkette was a bit more flat...#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Uh Oh! Dessert is about to get sexy. In a really bad way!#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Did Dr. Bashir surgically enhance Quark to get groped? Because that would really be going the extra mile. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
If he grabs Quark's mellon book I will vomit #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
boob not book #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Can I vomit if Quark gropes his lobes? Does that make me intolerant? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
7 more terrible minutes! Please don't use the back door!#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
*KISS* I just threw up in my mouth. I just threw up in everyone's mouth. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
I VOMITED! I'm VOMITING! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
OH PLEASE NO! NOOOOOOOOO! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Quarkflash! Is that the inspiration for the band Quarterflash? I guess time travel would need to be involved. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
BRUNT! Kille everyone now! NOW! The writers first! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
I need to steal a car and vomit some more. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Oddo holding Quark this had to happen before the show ended.#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
This episode set the Ferengi women's movement forward 10 years and the human women's movement back 50 years. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Did Quark nurture? Was he lactating? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
At least there is a good ending. We get to see super hot girl again.#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Hormones. No wonder. Stay classy outdated stereotypes.#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Ferengi sex talk. Yuck! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Thank you everyone and anyone who ever watched this whole episode you have both my admiration and disgust. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
So it's Allora, not Laura? Weird that I can't get her name right, since she's all I choose to remember. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Allura. That's how I want it to be spelled...#profitandlace

Podcast 111: The Hunt for Red Squadtober

A few Skype hiccups make J.R. a little hard to understand on this one in some places. Sorry! Fortunately, with context and the fact that he complains about the same things all the time, you should get the gist just fine. Hey, if you don't like listening this time, we've provided lots and lots of links in the show notes. Click away if you're bored. Just so you're all aware, apparently Frank Oz didn't direct Labyrinth, but he did co-direct The Dark Crystal (as well as actually direct such Star Wars friendly movies as Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, and What about Bob?)!

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH, "Dagger of the Mind," Timpview football, Les Miserables, The Hobbit, Skyfall, Cobra, Breaking Bad
13:26 -- Star Wars directors
26:42 -- Viewer mail
28:52 -- "In the Pale Moonlight"
51:12 -- "His Way"
1.04:08 -- "The Reckoning"
1.17:58 -- "Valiant"
1.39:28 -- Awards and rankings
1.50: 41 -- Upcoming episodes
21.59:56 -- Qapla' and outtakes

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That annoying second-in-command chick in "Valiant" turned out to be pretty cute!

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Click here for JRWSTFTFT Podcast 82 (in which the moon is apparently called Grablack (right at the opening))!

Just so everyone knows, the reason Jon thought Jimmy Smits' character in The West Wing is named Mendoza (instead of Santos), is because Jimmy Smits really was a character named Mendoza in this episode of Saturday Night Live (be a Netflix member to view (sketch starts at about 10:35)).

Click here for the fantastic Penny Fathrington blog!

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Twinkies (1930-2012).

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Podcast 110: Dominchurian Candidate

We were hoping to have this one ready for Halloween, but instead we'll just have it ready for the election. And for those of you worried about the future of our country, it turns out J.R. won't be voting. This podcast is at least 50% awesomer because we actually convinced Listener Lane to join us the whole time. Listen to him! His patience is exemplary.

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH, Lane
7:01 -- Sexy Halloween costumes
16:07 -- Scary movies
21:34 -- iTunes reviews and viewer mail
41:20 -- "Honor Among Thieves"
54:26 -- "Change of Heart"
1.15:15 -- "Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night"
1.34:02 -- "Inquisition"
1.51:47 -- Awards and rankings
2.13:06 -- Upcoming episodes
2.25:06 -- Qapla' and outtakes

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Play Tongo!

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to John Davis Chandler (1935-2010).

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Podcast 109: Mad Ben

Or perhaps the title should be "Breaking Ben?" Maybe "Breaking Bad Ben?" Ach. Now we're overthinking it. Now if only old Benny were wearing a Mad Men hat. Anyway, we get Dukat going crazy, Sisko going crazy, the usual requisite Ferengi caper and of course the Innerspace rip-off. Halloween fun is starting too.

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH
12:52 -- Top 5 Halloween candies, Halloween in general
29:30 -- "Waltz"
57:31 -- "Who Mourns for Morn?"
1.14:03 -- "Far Beyond the Stars"
1.39:45 -- "One Little Ship"
1.53:19 -- Awards and rankings
2.07:30 -- Upcoming episodes
2.19:30 -- Qapla' and outtakes

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to... nobody this time. Let's celebrate the living!

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