Monday, November 26, 2012

"Profit and Lace" Live Twitter Feed Results

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
15 minutes to "Profit and Lace." #profitandlace #ds9

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Alright! Starting DS9 episode "Profit and Lace" now! @RoyFillmore#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Okay. Synch issues. Starting now! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Hot chick alert! Glittery Belle from Space Beauty and the Beast!#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
I ahte you netflix! OKstarting again. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Quark's sexual harassment file is growing! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
This is a really good start #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Moogie alert! Always a good sign. Except the opposite of what I said.#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
1 minute in and one of the awards for the next podcast is already done #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
@RoyFillmore Pausing for a minute.

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Sweet sweet quidproquo! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Sorry @rexbasior doing my best

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Man if Nogg had walked in on me and Laura... #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Oh, and btw, non-dorks will be getting their stream filled in the next 45 minutes. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Worf is awesome. No negative reprecussions of a dominion invasion of ferenginar according to Worf #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Was married Nog flirting with Laura? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
I hate Zek more and more every single episode. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Thank heaven's Moogie is wearing clothes! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Does Quark really believe that a naked woman has no means of profit? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
And here it comes. Civil liberties for Ferengi Females. Let the hilarity commence! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
So the excuse is it makes economic sense? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Get those deadbeat ferengi women working! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Oh please be Brunt! Yes! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Conversely I like Zek's assistant more and more each episode#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
I'm guessing that right after Zek retakes Ferenginar, Riker will literally come in the shot with a trombone and go "whuh wha."

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Opening Credits. This will be the first time I've watched them for a long time...#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
@rexbasior are you tweeting via computer or phone?

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Whoops. #profitandlace that last one.

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Hey what was that blue flashy thingy? Oh yeah. The wormhole.#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
@RoyFillmore Phone. I should really switch over.

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
"Lobekins?" #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Whoa! A female Grand Nagus? Never gonna happen! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Someone please kill Zek before he has another giggle fit! Brunt, please do it! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Why were Quark, Rom and Nog speaking into 50s-style washing machines? I turned my back for a minute. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Sluggo Cola! It's highly addictive! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Sluggo Cola!?! I want stock in that! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Brunt Kill Zek now! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Moogie, Brunt and Zek are all in the same room! Worf, quick! Run in and go Sir Lancelot all over the room! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Do it! DO IT! PIG! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
If Moogie disrobes I'm turning this off. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Limp lobes. Awesome. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
"This Acting Grand Nagus is an entirely different story altogether." Everyone: "THIS ACTING GRAND NAGUS IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STORY."

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Lobeling? So much new ferengi vocab! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
I guess Ferengi literally grow from ears. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Moogie's just about to slap Quark, but he's gonna catch her wrist and they'll make out. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
The ferengi lobes makes a lot of sense since their heads look like a big butt #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
@rexbasior That was awesome!

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Here comes another lobe related word... #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Oh wait, nevermind. She just fell over dead. #profitandlace Oh wait, she's just got food poisoning. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Um, is Moogie dead? #profitandlace Here's to hoping...

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
A new heart because she ate bad tube grubbs? #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
When the two giant servants fight, I sure hope they play the "Amok Time" music. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
One of the giants is going to launch his fist at the audience...#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Hey, @RoyFillmore, why do they need to be on DS9 to do all this again? #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
What could be better than a hologram? What about a hologram of Laura? Where's she been? Did Quark's words mean nothing?#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Roboferengi chick? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Oh my goodness...This just got really really bad. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Aaaaaaggghhh! I've reached the moment! Aaaaagghhh! Femi-Quark! Can't un-see! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Poor armin Shimmerman! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Auggghhhh! and the pattern he's wearing! It's terrible! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Where is a shark that Quark could jump over? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Oh gadget! He/She is flirting with the Nagus! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
@RoyFillmore Actually this is where the show jumped the Quark.#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Nog is girl walking! He's giving Miss Congeniality lessons to Quark!#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
OMG! Quark is being sexually harrassed by Zek! Please STOP NOW!#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
OMG! I just said OMG! #profitandlace you made me do this! I HATE YOU!

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Milva? Isn't that the name of Jerry's girlfriend he forgot the name of in Seinfeld? #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
I think we need to count our blessings that Quark isn't a nude Ferengi female. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Why is Quark the Dolly Parton Ferengi? #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
The product placement for this episode is just embarrassing.#profitandlace #sluggocola

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
When Milva liquidates someone, he does it at the Sluggo Cola plant. Soylent Sluggo. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
I'm not sure if this trickle-down theory of pockets is economically sound. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Suddenly I realize that this episode, while not good, is the inspiration for Mad Men, which is sometimes pretty good. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Sluggo Cola getting flat? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
I wish Quarkette was a bit more flat...#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Uh Oh! Dessert is about to get sexy. In a really bad way!#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Did Dr. Bashir surgically enhance Quark to get groped? Because that would really be going the extra mile. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
If he grabs Quark's mellon book I will vomit #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
boob not book #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Can I vomit if Quark gropes his lobes? Does that make me intolerant? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
7 more terrible minutes! Please don't use the back door!#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
*KISS* I just threw up in my mouth. I just threw up in everyone's mouth. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
I VOMITED! I'm VOMITING! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
OH PLEASE NO! NOOOOOOOOO! #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Quarkflash! Is that the inspiration for the band Quarterflash? I guess time travel would need to be involved. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
BRUNT! Kille everyone now! NOW! The writers first! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
I need to steal a car and vomit some more. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Oddo holding Quark this had to happen before the show ended.#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
This episode set the Ferengi women's movement forward 10 years and the human women's movement back 50 years. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Did Quark nurture? Was he lactating? #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
At least there is a good ending. We get to see super hot girl again.#profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
Hormones. No wonder. Stay classy outdated stereotypes.#profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Ferengi sex talk. Yuck! #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Thank you everyone and anyone who ever watched this whole episode you have both my admiration and disgust. #profitandlace

Jon Dissed ‏@rexbasior
So it's Allora, not Laura? Weird that I can't get her name right, since she's all I choose to remember. #profitandlace

Roy Fillmore ‏@RoyFillmore
Allura. That's how I want it to be spelled...#profitandlace

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